February 2012
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Did you hear about the guy who emailed ten puns to...
klainelicious:
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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GOING TO SEE THE VOW TONIGHT
Anonymous asked: You're not interested in a guy because he's single now? Wow, you're a bitch.
You don’t have a girlfriend anymore? Sorry, I’m no longer interested.
God, I’m a terrible person. Someone just smack me.
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Being an adult is no fun. I want to be a kid again.
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I want to spend all weekend writing stories but I have to work on Saturday and Sunday and I have three papers to write and wah
If you can correctly pronounce every word in this...
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Why does she only talk to me when she wants me to talk her out of being slutty?
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How to blow a bubble:
herebekyle:
theenlightenedone:
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do...
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